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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(via promise-me-it-will-all-be-okay)

Boredom and emptiness are the most damaging things to me.
It makes you desperate for anything, even pain, sadness or anger, just to fill the hours of the day.

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via promise-me-it-will-all-be-okay)

penis-hunger-games:

veganerdgirl:

stopbeingadipwad:

youlovelucie:

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”

I didn’t even know my own vagina did that

When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear. 

reblogging for above comment.

(via bring-me-the-anus)

tinymulder:

the great thing with these super hgih resolution ultra realistic looking videogames that are coming out is that its like a million times funnier looking now when they glitch and have clipping issues. welcome to the next generation of gaming

(via oestrogencookies)

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(via mymilkshakeisvanilla)

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

(via irene-sherlocked-adler)

thisgirlgames:

The only thing worse than not being able to afford all these games is having to wait for all these games to be released so I can not afford them.

(via bring-me-the-anus)


My Brutal Romance. My Beautiful Romance. My Miserable Romance. My X-Rated Romance. My Harlequin Romance. My Innocent Romance. My Selfish Romance. My Childish Romance. My Pathetic Romance. My Scandalous Romance. My Water-cooler Romance.
My Chemical Romance.


Are we not going to mention My Water Cooler Romance

My Brutal Romance. My Beautiful Romance. My Miserable Romance. My X-Rated Romance. My Harlequin Romance. My Innocent Romance. My Selfish Romance. My Childish Romance. My Pathetic Romance. My Scandalous Romance. My Water-cooler Romance.

My Chemical Romance.

Are we not going to mention My Water Cooler Romance

(via pierxe-the-veil)