When you get home I will have KILLED your family with kindness and then I will murder you with q tips
guys for real ask me stuff like anytime you feel down or want tips on murdering someone I’m your girl ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
Tumblr really shouldn’t give me tips to murder someone because I literally will if I get that pissed off. And I would actually get away with it.
So for the past week my friends have been telling me how to potentially maim or kill people if I were ever attacked. Either they think I’m cute enough to be attacked on multiple occasions, or they want me to become an assassin.
SO I ACCIDENTALLY LET SLIP ABOUT THE MURDER TIPS ON TUMBLR AND NOW MY MOM THINKS IM GOING TO GET ARRESTED OH MY GOD
I can just imagine Hannibal sitting around, talking to people about their murders and giving them tips. Like an artist helping out his fellows. Like “I love your work, but you should have made sure he was dead before stitching him up.”
Writing tip: Go murder someone. Just fucking do it.
Murder tip #4
DONT go into a house with a baby
They will mess EVERYTHING up
And wake up everyone
So yeah don’t