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remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and


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  • Me: buys thing online
  • Me 3 hours later: Okay where is it


it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth. — Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via sadlittlebaby)

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when people think they’re superior and better than everyone because they don’t listen to pop/chart musicimage

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i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

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